水獺科學家簡報

A photorealistic humorous academic presentation in a conference room: an anthropomorphic otter scientist stands at the left side of the frame wearing a crisp white lab coat and holding a thin pointing stick toward a large presentation board on an easel. The otter is upright like a human, with realistic brown fur, dark paws, and a professional posture. The lab coat has a stitched name tag reading "Dr. Otter" and a smaller line reading "Aquatic Systems Lab," plus two pens in the chest pocket. The otter’s face is partially censored by a square blur block. Behind the otter is a whiteboard with faint handwritten notes and doodles, including "WiFi > Fish," "H2O," "Hydration," a fish sketch, and a wifi symbol. The main focus is a large clean presentation slide with sharp readable text and polished corporate-academic layout. At the top, a bold title reads "{argument name="headline text" default="Ethan Mollick’s Otter Test"}" and beneath it a subtitle reads "Prompt: \"{argument name="prompt text" default="An otter sitting on an airplane seat using in-flight wifi on a laptop"}\"". Below that is a boxed section titled "Sample AI-Generated Images" containing exactly 4 side-by-side sample images of a realistic otter seated in an airplane seat using a laptop or tablet, each framed like model outputs, with one showing a large wifi symbol above the seat. Beneath the images is a section labeled "Performance Results (Pass = otter, airplane seat, in-flight wifi, laptop/tablet)" with exactly 5 score boxes: "DALL·E 3" with no visible numeric score, "GPT-4o" with "4/4" and "100%", "Midjourney v6" with "3/4" and "75%", "Stable Diffusion XL" with "2/4" and "50%", and "SD 1.5" with "0/4" and "0%". On the right side is a large highlighted box reading "Average Score" and "{argument name="average score" default="70%"}" in large blue type. At the bottom of the slide is a "Key Findings" box with exactly 3 bullet points: "Modern models understand complex, specific prompts surprisingly well.", "Otters + airplanes + wifi = a reliable benchmark.", and "Further research is otter-ly necessary." A small simple cartoon otter doodle appears in the lower-right corner of the slide. The room is warmly lit with wood-paneled walls, shallow depth of field, and a few blurred audience members in the foreground, including a laptop at the bottom edge showing an otter image on its screen and a glass pitcher on a table. Style: ultra-realistic editorial photography, deadpan scientific satire, believable conference presentation, high detail, natural indoor lighting, professional lens compression, readable slide typography, polished yet absurd.