Forbidden City Cat Satire
A complex dark comedy prompt for Seedance 2.0 featuring an orange cat official and a hyena emperor in a satirical Qing dynasty setting.
Prompt
故事格式：15秒 / 150 BPM / 多切鏡頭 / 美式黑色喜劇帶誇張帝國諷刺 / 打鬧鬧劇節奏與笑點結尾
語調：緊張指控 → 逐漸荒謬 → 混亂揭露 → 無恥喜劇收場
場景：紫禁城大殿，巨大的金色寶座室，豐富的紅金色調，戲劇性燈光，回音氛圍，儀式感卻荒謬
角色：
橘貓官員：穿著清朝官服和官帽，一條長長的橘色辮子垂在身後，肚子滑稽地圓鼓鼓像是藏了什麼，謹慎且明顯緊張
鬣狗皇帝：穿著華麗的清朝龍袍配金冠，霸道氣場，容易生氣，戲劇性脾氣
白兔宮女：穿著清宮女服裝，紫色眼影，鮮紅嘴唇，每個拿著羽毛扇，同步節奏地為皇帝扇風
灰兔侍衛：站在大殿兩側，表情嚴肅，穿著宮廷侍衛制服，拿著長木棍
攝影風格：戲劇性推進鏡頭，快速變焦，對稱廣角鏡頭，快速反應剪接，誇張音效提示，輕微手持搖晃以增強喜劇張力
場景
0–2秒
廣角對稱鏡頭：巨大的寶座廳
鬣狗皇帝高坐寶座，被一排排白兔宮女扇風
一盤蘋果放在旁邊
侍衛如雕像般站在兩側
橘貓小心翼翼地走進來，腳步聲微弱但迴盪響亮
2–4秒
突然快速變焦至皇帝
鬣狗猛拍扶手
鬣狗（憤怒）：
「說！你為何偷溜進皇宮後宮？！」
迴音效果充滿大殿
4–6秒
切至橘貓
他立刻跪下顫抖
橘貓（驚慌）：
「我聽到有人在喊救命！」
6–7秒
節拍
切至皇帝臉部慢慢扭曲成憤怒
鬣狗（大喊）：
「這明顯是謊言！」
7–8秒
迅速抓起一個蘋果並猛力扔出
音效：呼嘯聲
8–9秒
慢動作：蘋果飛過空中
橘貓眼睛睜大
他突然舉起一隻手
乾淨利落地接住
完美接球
9–11秒
寂靜
所有人凍結
然後
橘貓尷尬微笑
他慢慢伸手到長袍內
11–13秒
他拉出
一隻鸚鵡
鸚鵡輕微拍動翅膀，完全活著
鸚鵡（大聲、重複）：
「救命！救命！救命！」
節拍
13–15秒 最終收場
切至廣角鏡頭
整個大殿爆發笑聲
白兔宮女彎腰大笑，扇子搖晃
灰兔侍衛努力保持嚴肅但破功
連皇帝都後仰失控大笑
鬣狗（大笑）：
「你把那個走私進後宮？！」
橘貓轉向鏡頭，表情嚴肅
橘貓：
「我告訴你…我沒說謊。」
定格畫面能量
背景笑聲迴盪，場景結束
機器翻譯 — 實際產出作品的是原文 prompt。
原文 Prompt
STORY FORMAT: 15s / 150 BPM / MULTI-CUT / American dark comedy with exaggerated imperial satire / slapstick timing and punchline ending
TONE: tense accusation → rising absurdity → chaotic reveal → shameless comedic payoff
SETTING: Grand hall of the Forbidden City, massive golden throne room, rich red and gold tones, dramatic lighting, echoing atmosphere, ceremonial yet absurd
CHARACTERS:
Orange cat official: wearing Qing dynasty court robes and an official hat, a long orange queue braid trailing behind, belly comically round as if hiding something, cautious and visibly nervous
Hyena emperor: dressed in extravagant Qing imperial robes with a golden crown, domineering presence, easily irritated, dramatic temper
White rabbit maids: wearing Qing palace maid outfits, purple eyeshadow, bright red lips, each holding feather fans, fanning the emperor in synchronized rhythm
Gray rabbit guards: standing on both sides of the hall, stern expressions, wearing palace guard uniforms, holding long wooden staffs
CAMERA STYLE: dramatic push-ins, snap zooms, symmetrical wide shots, rapid reaction cuts, exaggerated sound cues, slight handheld shake for comedic tension
SCENE
0–2s
Wide symmetrical shot: The massive throne hall
The hyena emperor sits high on the throne, being fanned by rows of white rabbit maids
A plate of apples rests beside him
Guards line both sides like statues
The orange cat carefully walks in, tiny footsteps echoing loudly
2–4s
Sudden snap zoom to emperor
Hyena SLAMS armrest
Hyena (furious):
“Speak! Why did you sneak into the imperial harem?!”
Echo effect fills the hall
4–6s
Cut to orange cat
He instantly drops to his knees, trembling
Orange cat (panicked):
“I heard someone screaming for help!”
6–7s
Beat
Cut to emperor’s face slowly twisting in rage
Hyena (shouting):
“That is an obvious lie!”
7–8s
In one swift motion, he grabs an apple and HURLS it
Sound: WHOOSH
8–9s
Slow motion: apple flying through the air
Orange cat’s eyes widen
He suddenly raises one hand
SNATCHES it cleanly
Perfect catch
9–11s
Silence
Everyone freezes
Then
Orange cat awkwardly smiles
He slowly reaches inside his robe
11–13s
He pulls out
A PARROT
The parrot flaps slightly, completely alive
Parrot (loud, repetitive):
“Help! Help! Help!”
Beat
13–15s FINAL PAYOFF
Cut to wide shot
The entire hall ERUPTS in laughter
White rabbit maids bend over laughing, fans shaking
Gray guards struggle to stay serious but break
Even the emperor leans back laughing uncontrollably
Hyena (laughing hard):
“You smuggled THAT into the harem?!”
Orange cat turns to camera, dead serious
Orange cat:
“I told you… I wasn’t lying.”
Freeze-frame energy
Background laughter echoes as the scene ends