Satirical 4-Panel Product Ads

{
  "type": "4-panel satirical product advertisement grid",
  "layout": {
    "grid": "2x2",
    "panels": [
      {
        "position": "top-left",
        "product_name": "{argument name=\"top left product name\" default=\"Sitting Stone\"}",
        "visual": "man in white shirt and dark pants sitting on a large round stone in a park",
        "catchphrase": "Anywhere, anytime, relax.",
        "sales_badge": "Cumulative sales exceeding 12,000 units!",
        "vertical_text": "On the day park benches were full.",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Stable with weight about 8kg",
          "Felt bottom to avoid scratches",
          "Easy to carry with included special belt"
        ],
        "extra_visual": "small inset image of the stone with a leather carrying strap",
        "specs": [
          "Load capacity 150kg",
          "Made in Japan for peace of mind"
        ]
      },
      {
        "position": "top-right",
        "product_name": "{argument name=\"top right product name\" default=\"Toothbrush for Those Who Don't Want to Brush\"}",
        "visual": "sleek light blue toothbrush angled diagonally on a dark blue background",
        "toothbrush_text": "I don't want to brush my teeth.",
        "catchphrase": "Peace of mind just by having it",
        "vertical_text": "Instead of brushing teeth, hold this.",
        "sales_badge": "Series cumulative sales exceeding 85,000 units!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "As a charm to calm your feelings",
          "For etiquette before meetings or negotiations",
          "Freedom to choose not to brush, more freely."
        ],
        "bottom_banner": "Freeing you from tooth-brushing stress."
      },
      {
        "position": "bottom-left",
        "product_name": "{argument name=\"bottom left product name\" default=\"Cloud Piggy Bank\"}",
        "visual": "hand inserting a coin into a fluffy white cloud-shaped piggy bank",
        "catchphrase": "Lighter than air, peace of mind.",
        "sales_badge": "Cumulative sales exceeding 23,567 units!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Fluffy touch",
          "Won't break, so safe",
          "Design that blends with interior"
        ],
        "color_variants_count": 3,
        "color_variants_labels": [
          "blue",
          "pink",
          "white"
        ],
        "price": "¥2,980 (tax included)",
        "bottom_text": "Starting today, save diligently towards the sky."
      },
      {
        "position": "bottom-right",
        "product_name": "{argument name=\"bottom right product name\" default=\"Stone That Scolds You\"}",
        "visual": "round stone on a wooden desk with a pen, text written on the stone",
        "stone_text": "{argument name=\"scolding phrase\" default=\"Just do it properly\"}",
        "catchphrase": "For you who lack motivation.",
        "sales_badge": "Cumulative sales exceeding 18,000 units!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Stir your heart every time you see it",
          "Randomly displays selected words",
          "No batteries needed, scolds you semi-permanently"
        ],
        "phrase_variants_count": 10,
        "phrase_variants_labels": [
          "Don't be spoiled",
          "Don't think",
          "Move",
          "Face reality",
          "Don't run away",
          "Don't sleep",
          "If you do it, you can",
          "You can do it",
          "Don't sleep",
          "No more excuses"
        ],
        "price": "¥3,500 (tax included)"
      }
    ]
  }
}

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